Posted on: August 13th, 2009 You’ve heard of a rub and tug, how about a rub and talk.
This fucking guy… have you ever been around someone who talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks, and they do it whether you’re listening or not? You don’t even have to express any interest at all in what they’re talking about and they’ll continue talking anyway. You can flat out say “I am not at all interested in hearing about this thing of which you speak” and the person continues to speak anyway. Completely inappropriate shit to boot, in a professional office building speaking loudly about masturbation, porn and rape among other things.
Repeatedly I have recommended that he shut his fucking mouth, he just stands there and continues talking. He’s a fucking helper, or rather a helplesser, as he stands around talking and rubbing his fucking hands together all day. All day long, rubbing his hands together over and over and over. It’s amazing he has any skin left on the fucking things. It’s not as though I haven’t given him anything to do, it’s just that he’s too busy rambling about some inane garbage and rubbing his hands together.
When I suggest more activities for him to… I dunno… help with the task at hand, he stands there staring blankly at me, rubbing his hands together, trying to find some flaw in the job I’ve given him to do. Blank stare combined with random rapid blinking, while rubbing his hands together. I think he’s trying to think of a clever way to say I’m stupid, but he’s not smart enough for that. Instead he continues rambling, now he’s regurgitating something he heard on the Science Channel.
“This is my religion” he says, speaking of the Science Channel
“That’s retarded” I tell him, “It’s just as retarded as Christianity”
“God is protons and light all around us” he says
I ignore him and continue being productive, meanwhile he’s scrubbed yet another layer of skin off of his palms.
WHY ISN’T THERE A PHONE IN CONFERENCE ROOM 400?!?!?!?!?!
I don’t know, you fucking cunt.
One Response to “You’ve heard of a rub and tug, how about a rub and talk.”
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dregmor/redrun Says:
August 28th, 2009 at 2:50 pmIm always looking for a job,I certainly can do more then this guys.
Help a guildy out lol
BTW your posts crack me up