Posted on: August 31st, 2009 Neighbor Kids
They’re fucking stupid, or dumb… I guess that means they’re “so gay” (those PSA’s are so fucking gay, by the way. Also go listen to Five Tacos and a Taco, you can find them on iTunes).
Allow me to set up a hypothetical situation for you. You’ve got a child of your own, and they’re sick, so they stayed home from school, went to the doctors office and has stayed inside all day. Your neighbors have some kids of their own, 3 of them in fact. These three kids often play with your child, and even sometimes come to the door to ask if he can come out. Today, however, while your child is sick, each and every one of these fucking kids rings your motherfucking door bell to ask if he can come out and play.
They all live together, they’re all standing right there at the fucking door each time a different kid rings the door bell to ask if he can come out. Somehow the god damned message gets through to not a fucking one of them.
I step outside to walk the dog, and I’ll be goatfucked if it isn’t the first fucking thing I hear from the loud (obviously) retarded one.
“WHERE IS (insert kids name here)?!?!”
“He’s inside… still sick, just like you’ve all been told”
“WHY IS HE SICK?!”
“Well… he’s a person, and people get sick”
“IS HE SICK FROM PLAYING TOO MUCH?!”
“What?!”
“IS HE SICK FROM PLAYING TOO MUCH?!?!”
“I have no idea what that means”
I really want to tell the kid to shut his fucking mouth until he has something at least mildly intelligent to say. I realize however that those are a lot of words he probably does not know the meaning of. Clearly his mother is one of the rare cases of anal pregnancy.
That’s probably offensive… oh well.
One Response to “Neighbor Kids”
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Traci Says:
October 7th, 2009 at 1:07 pmhahahaha shit, i laughed at “anal pregnancy” for a good 5 minutes.
you have a way with words, sir.