Posted on: June 12th, 2008 This is me, is this you?

Yeah,  that’s me there. All sepia toned and wearing a fucking Buffalo Sabres hat. (you can’t see what kind of hat it is)

My wife takes good pitchers.

I’m the embodiment of hate, I don’t like anything you like, and if I find out you like something I like, I stop liking it.

It isn’t wise to cross me, leastways not on the interwebs, cause I’ll tear you a new asshole and shred all your dreams into confetti for your fucking pity party.

I’m not one of these fucking bloggers that wants to tell you what the fuck they did that day. If I notice something that I think is worth writing about, I do it… or I get drunk and forget about it. Then it’s… “I should probably update my fucking blog.”

So there you have it. If you like it, read it, if you don’t like it… well that’s too fucking bad, read it anyway you piece of shit. It’s not like you’ve got anything better to do anyway.

17 Responses to “This is me, is this you?”

  1. ula Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    You are just a big, cuddly teddy bear.

  2. Jason Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 8:52 am

    I like it! Got you saved in my favorites. Keep ‘em coming, C.C.

  3. English Dave Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    I think we have the same glasses.

  4. Cobra Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    I’m fairly certain we’ve covered that topic previously sir.

  5. johnnyelgato Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 10:22 pm

    Good to hear you’re playing guitar again! Guitar Hero = Good Kareoke = EVIL

  6. Wintermute Says:
    July 11th, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    I got this URL from under a Mickey’s (fine malt liquor) cap. The spelling in here is top notch!

  7. male Says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    you have a purty mouth boy.

  8. A guy Says:
    September 2nd, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    Wow. Being angst-ridden and full of hate is so awesome.

    It makes you the envy of the world, if only we could all be so cool.

  9. Cobra Says:
    September 2nd, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Just say thanks and move along.

  10. Zack Shutt Says:
    September 26th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Cobra Commander is an asset to society. I love you, fucker.

    -Zack

  11. j-dubbzz Says:
    January 21st, 2009 at 12:27 am

    cobra, you….you complete me….

  12. ula Says:
    January 27th, 2009 at 10:30 am

    I really think you should amend this to include “I am a big cuddly teddy bear”.

  13. Winget Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    I’d hit it.

  14. TheHippie Says:
    April 3rd, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    hey dude. love the blog.
    bookmarked. =]

  15. Mike Pilot Says:
    November 26th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Update your blog. I’m bored.

  16. Cobra Says:
    November 26th, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    Hmmm, it has been a while hasn’t it?

  17. randomian Says:
    July 21st, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    You are a dick….heartsies

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